Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the biggest conservahoe of them all? Just Cunty Things? Mikhaila Peterson? Lauren Southern? Gia Macool? All good guesses but no. There’s a new kid on the block. The sleeper has awakened.

What’s up man.

In today’s episode of The Dream Lounge I’m going to provide the class with a mansplaining lecture on mud sharks, snicker lickers, coal burners, conservaskanks, turbo trad thots, and the generalized dumpster fire that is American women.

This will be a crash course on the nature of women (aka destroyers), with some tangents into cluster B personality disorders and the social media landscape which has melted into one giant episode of Teen Mom.

Some background.

For those that missed it, it’s been headline news1 since late Valentine’s day that “conservative icon” and now two time single mom Ashley St. Clair has alleged to be the fourth concubine/baby mamma of Elon Musk, now having a five month old son and ostensibly, Elon’s 13th child.

While I have roasted Ashley in year’s past on Twitter before my account was ultra shadow banned, I’ve never done a proper newsletter roast of her, unlike red pill hoes such as Just Cunty Things and failed single mom porn star Gia Macool.

Both women have since blocked me on Twitter, in spite of Pearl previously bragging2 about wanting to ride my dick. Unlike Gia – who I was a pioneer in exposing – Pearl at least hasn’t tried to copyright strike my Twitter account over six times in a failed attempt to get it deleted.

Bitches are spiteful man.

With all that in mind, many of you may not know who Ashley is. Allow me to explain.

Ashley has worked as an online “conservative influencer” for over half a decade now, previously teaming up with Turning Point USA and later as a writer for the Babylon Bee that I’m sure all of you are familiar with. She’s “authored” several children’s books3 and also participated4 in the animated conservative kid’s show “Tuttle Twins” produced by the “family friendly” Angel Studios. How wholesome.

Ashley also describes5 herself as a “strong Jewish woman”.

It’s not clear if she’s 26 or (post wall) 31 years old, news reports are conflicting. Probably 31. Regardless of her age this is a pretty impressive rap sheet for a digital trad chick though wouldn’t you say? These are some of the biggest brand names in the online conservative ecosystem aka “Big CON inc.” that have been propping her up as “based and red pilled” for years.

 

 

 

 

While openly railing against feminism, single motherhood, and liberal degeneracy, she is now in fact a 2x never married single mom, and was at one point an adult cam star. Her main account for this was exposed about a year ago on Twitter as “sexlaptop” similar to my award winning investigative journalism for her fellow blood sucking conservahoe Gia Macool.

This is not surprising in the slightest. Before Patreon and Pornhub had a baby – aka OnlyFans – sugar baby lifestyles and old school web camming were the hit thing in the 2010s for aspiring e-hookers in college.

OnlyFans is not new, it’s just an evolution on pre-existing hoe behavior that began to take it’s modern form in the 2000s with the rise of Web 2.0.

Ceiling Fan Concubines

 

 

Ah yes, we can only be saved from feminism by single moms and gold diggers.

In what I’ve described to you so far there is a rather stunning degree of fraud, grifting, and hypocrisy. This from a conservative e-girl who for many years has been praised by beta males around the world for “calling out those damn hypocritical liberals”.

The above tweet is just one more example of thousands you can find for this chick that received millions of views, likes, hearts, and retweets online. It’s pandering nonsense bordering on propaganda that sounds like it was written by an AI chatbot.

• Only women can DESTROY feminism! #Girlpower

• Bring back family values!

• Make Monogamy Great Again!

• You go girl stay at home moms!

• Femininity is beautiful!

Juxtapose all that now to the reality of her life. A two time never married single mom. Failed 2010s cam star that’s sucked more dick than Jack Murphy and Jesse Lee Petereater combined.

 

 

We can reasonably conclude she’s been creampied by (well) over 100 men. Scientifically speaking this means her vaginal PH balance is permanently off due to the clam chowder issue, resulting in a lifetime criminal sentence of stinky tuna town.

This staunch conservative firebrand with millions of followers then in her own words “loves big black cock” and “wants a big black nigga named Tyrone to destroy” her.

Amazing.

This is conservative politics in 2025 folks.

These are your traditional women who want a “traditional family life” on the internet. Have a look at this beta bait, word for word.

 

 

This one though really takes the cake given the recent events of her getting knocked up by Elon Musk. Yes I’m sure it was an “accident” that the richest man in the world creampied her smack dab in the middle of an ovulation window.

 

 

2x single mom who just got knocked up by the richest man in the world and is now crying about it online for more attention and money.

The hypocrisy here is so thick you could trip over it. What I would propose however is that while some of this is simple pandering for clicks/attention/money, much of it is actually a form of psychological release or “leaking” per 

GLO

 the founder of Gaylubeoilism and best selling author of the red pill bible The Pillars of Wisdom.

 

The cognitive dissonance created by this (literally) kid friendly, anti-feminist, pro-trad life public persona vs the reality and history of her life is extreme.

Lethal even.

Like shit coming out of her ears, Trashley has to leak all this crap onto the internet, because there is no cheating reality, only running from it temporarily. Like a drug addict and adulterer (such as “Christian patriot” Ian Smith) she needs this constant surge of dopamine from unlimited attention and infinite beta males on the internet.

Without this constant release of fake nonsense to drive a change in her brain chemistry, the contradictions would eat her alive and she would become suicidal. The bad news for Trashley is that – like any drug addict – she is building a tolerance to the effects.

This is fueling her never ending greed for more attention, followers, and money. These are used to numb the pain in her heart. Eventually this hunger will surpass any amount of attention (or the attention will dry up, see Jack Murphy fiasco) she can get to use as a numbing agent.

Then? She will end up hanging from a ceiling fan, like this chick. From 4.2M social media followers, to dead as a doornail.

 

 

I reviewed this phenomenon extensively in my award winning essay Women Who Eat Shotguns.

Whether OnlyFans hooker, Instagram star, or conservative trad THOT, most of these e-famous women are profoundly mentally unstable and mentally ill. Most are literal drug addicts, but their addiction to the attention can be just as deadly.

Ashley has already admitted to Adderall use6, and allegedly abuse of stuff like cocaine per Milo Yiannopoulos’ reporting7. This is zero percent surprising and completely common for washed up millennial e-hookers, college thots, etc.

I would add that from my perspective, it’s obvious Trashley St. Clair has one (or several) cluster B personality disorders. Her brain is scrambled eggs and that’s never going to change, only worsen.

In this sense Elon’s temporary relationship with her is completely normal for him. He’s openly admitted to how much he loves sticking his dip stick in crazy, and with a bed shitter ex like Amber Heard, Trashley is just a regular Tuesday menu item for him, stinky pussy and all.

A Lesson in Double Speak

 

 

Trashley’s original social media announcement from Friday.

Above is the original social media post Trashley released on Valentine’s day, kicking off a small news cycle still going days later.

I want to break this down as a teaching item for beta males out there who need a wake up call.

Most women, most of the time, talk backwards in double speak. We might consider this lying from our perspective as men – and often it is in fact lying. From the emotional (and hysterical) female point of view though, it’s often just game playing and indirect communication, lacking malice.

It’s fun for them, even useful for sorting alphas and betas.

For example when a chick says to you “I don’t swallow”, what this means is she has swallowed hundreds of times and she is specifically thinking about doing this with you. In fact by this point in your budding relationship she has probably tickled her cooter several times thinking about swallowing your baby batter.

This is a “shit test” game she’s playing to see if you can see through the web of nonsense she is spinning.

Similarly if a woman ever says to you “I don’t fuck on the first date”, you can be sure she has already done so dozens of times, is a bit burned out by it, but is also planning to fuck you on the first date anyway. This again is an “Are you alpha?” game, and serves a purpose of buffering against the shame she feels in being a dirty little slut for the 47th time in a row.

She wants to be a slut while forgetting she is a slut at the same time. Schrödinger’s slut.

With this in mind, Trashley’s social media press release is the exact opposite of reality, which is why the beta male army of Conservative Inc. was happy to guzzle down every word at face value.

Trashley’s press release begins by ranting about “protecting our child’s privacy and safety” before veering off into an alleged “tabloid media” paper that was threatening to expose all this and expose her baby to “harm it would cause”.

What’s not being said is that both Ashley and Elon are public figures – Elon in particular is one of the most famous and wealthy men alive. Ashley for her part has millions of “followers” as a D list internet celebrity. In other words, it’s completely normal for the media to break stories like this, and they have done so for decades to thousands of other public figures.

These are stage one crocodile tears in other words. Public figures are typically thirsty for attention and have a reduced assumption of privacy anyway.

The implicit message was designed to frame her child (and therefore mommy) as victims who were about to be abused by vague, unnamed “tabloid media”. The purpose of this was to both rally the (beta male simp) troops and begin framing herself as a victim – not of the media so much as a victim of big bad bully Elon.

It was a two step move planned by her publicist, and something she actually did within the next 24 hours on Twitter (start going after Elon publicly).

Trashley goes on to say that she intends to “allow our child to grow in a normal safe environment”. But this is abject nonsense. Ashley is a notoriously absent mother to her previous bastard child and spends most of her time going on podcasts or verbally jerking off beta males on Twitter.

This is very common for conservative trad thots. They tweet 24/7 about being mom of the year and breast feeding, while they are out of state on a podcast and their kid is being raised by a stranger drinking soy formula 7 days a week.

These hoes ain’t loyal, and are among the worst mothers in America. Absolutely fake as fuck.

 

 

They literally created a child who will be alienated from both mother (daycare) and father (absent) on a regular basis.

 

 

Elon for his part has 12 other kids. One died young from SIDS, another turned into a tranny. Clearly having all the money in the world is not enough to replace the necessity of a strong and present father in the home. That much is true for every child.

In no universe will this kid grow up in a “normal” environment then. Dad – if Elon is in fact the father, which is not clear yet, as he has refused to sign8 the birth certificate – is an autistic beta male billionaire with four concubines and 12 other kids.

Mom is a failed porn star with a cluster B personality disorder on the fast track to overdosing on pills or bleeding out from her wrists in a bath tub.

I feel bad for the baby, because the truth is, Trashley will do the same shit all these OnlyFans single moms do. She will raise a monster.

Trashley ends the post by mentioning the privacy issue again, before closing out with her publicists’ fucking contact information.

Nothing says “leave me alone” like “contact my agent for full details”.

So what does she do?

Literally sits down the next day, yesterday, for a full photoshoot and tell all with the New York Post.

This shit is comedy gold.

 

 

Oh look she’s so sad and helpless leaning on a window. Poor Trashley.

Literally everything about her press release was the exact opposite of reality. The unnamed “tabloid media” probably never existed. This was a fictional plot tool cooked up by her agent.

There was no desire for privacy. She wanted maximum attention as hard and fast as possible, like a “big black nigga named Tyrone” coming right for her smelly snatch.

By “invasive reporting” she meant “I want to sit down for a 3 hour interview and photoshoot this weekend to give you all the juicy details”.

It was all a complete lie, pre-planned, probably in a PowerPoint slide and word document by her agent and his minimum wage slaves.

Like the rest of social media, the whole thing is an Astroturf hyper-reality. Elon may not even be the father – he’s been very quiet about this whole thing and according to her refused to sign the birth certificate – but as long as Trashley can reasonably believe he is, she won’t be liable for defamation or anything.

Meaning she might just be doing this whole shit show for clicks and fame, knowing it’s all bullshit. If that turns out to be the case I won’t be surprised, because that is absolutely in this psycho Trashley’s wheel house.

Sperm Jacking Sexual Predators

 

 

Most of you might think of a school teacher diddling little middle school boys when I write “female sexual predators” out on a screen. While that’s a great and true example of female on male predation, I would encourage you to expand your thinking on this issue.

Naturally you’ve heard of classic gold diggers. What you’ve probably never considered however is that gold diggers like Trashley St. Clair are in fact cut and dry sexual predators.

The same way an illegal alien hotel maid trying to sperm jack an NBA player by digging condoms out of his trash is a predator. Through a complex micro-dumpster diving and turkey baster process, that maid is trying to steal that athlete’s sexual, genetic material to collect money by court order for the next 18 years.

Pre-Trump anchor baby bonus points for our hypothetical Mexican mamacita.

Via Milo with the receipts, it’s become obvious through this tweet (and dozens more) that Trashley has been hunting Elon for about half a decade.

 

 

Like a shark smelling blood in the water, this snicker licker mud shark cum dumpster has been targeting Elon for years, for exactly this purpose.

Money, fame, and power.

She weaponized sex for this predation. Therefore she is a gold digging whore (who hit the biggest jackpot in the world) and is literally a sexual predator in this sense.

This is horrifically irresponsible for the child. To intentionally create a baby who will be born into a broken home, being raised by strangers his entire life, to parents who do not even pretend to love each other, that he barely gets to know in the first place.

Trashley will profit and the child will suffer for decades from this neglectful, predatory, and abusive origin.

This borders on evil.

And “Conservative Inc.”, “devout Christians”, and “staunch Catholics” could really give a fuck less. This is what they are celebrating in fact.

Conservative Retards®

 

 

If you actually look at the replies to Trashley’s original tweet which now has 44M views, the replies from “Big CON Inc” are jaw dropping pathetic simpery. It’s a non-stop celebration of willful, degenerate single motherhood and gold digging sexual predation from all the biggest “conservatives” on the internet.

I’ve never done a mass unfollow before this. From James O’Keefe to Alex Jones – who I’ve followed since 2009 – to tranny fucker and sucker “staunch Catholic” Cernovich.

I’m done.

These people are beyond reason, hopeless, and cannot be helped. They are parasites, clueless, and doomed.

Some of these imbeciles like Roger Stone are already back peddling today deleting their tweets as Trashley’s behavior goes off the rails. (No shit she’s a BPD cluster fuck).

More astute observers are noting that this is the exact same turn of events that happened for homosexual psychopath Dave Rubin and his motherless test tube babies in 2022.

 

 

Every major conservative bent the knee and kissed the feet of Rubin when he announced two test tube sci-fi babies with his “husband” that have no identifiable mother figure.

From Dennis Prager to Glen Beck, Charlie Kirk, and everyone in between this shit was absolutely sickening to watch. All these losers who yap 24 hours a day about the decline of traditional gender roles and the fall of the nuclear family, clapped like seals for this complex form of child abuse.

Never before in human history has this level of insanity taken place in this context.

The truth is that the online conservative ecosystem has been overrun by parasites and frauds, the exact same way the online manosphere ecosystem was.

These are many of the same people and groups that attacked my child as a bastard and my wife as a whore by the way, because we didn’t marry until after our child was born.

They had plenty of smoke for me, and none for this deranged jezebel psychopath Trashley.

You know who’s laughing now?

Me.

I won at life.

 

 

All these people are broken and degenerate retards by comparison. Drug addicts, adulterers, single moms, failed porn stars, social media sluts, etc.

They live shit, empty lives, and in Cernovich’s case literally suck trans dick surgical leftovers. Many of these conservahoes and trad thots will go on to kill themselves.

Others will die slowly inside as their soul splinters into a thousand pieces from the pain.

Me?

I’m just going to keep enjoying fatherhood, leading my family with the iron fist of patriarchy, breeding hot young thin white women with big milk jugs (aka my wife) to my heart’s content.

In conclusion Trashley St. Clair is basically Jack Murphy with a vagina. The conservative online ecosystem is one massive collection of frauds who don’t believe much of anything they say, and are every bit as insane/fake/retarded as the liberals they criticize.

All of them can get deported to hell for all I care.

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