I AM SORRY

By Frosty Wooldridge

A few nights ago, Joe Biden gave his farewell speech to the nation.  In it, he whined about America being taken over by rich oligarchs.  He blamed “red states” for making mistakes with their economies.  He gave a litany of his accomplishments from his teleprompter.  His ashen face, his frail body and his dementia-plagued mind did not shine through to the dozen or so watching the broadcast.  

His final speech might have been one where he apologized to the American people for his horrendous mistakes that led our country into a four year nightmare.  Here’s what Biden could have said:

“I am sorry for opening our borders to 15 million illegal aliens that comprised some of the worst criminals, rapists, murderers, gangs, mentally ill, illiterates, drug dealers, anchor baby mothers, MS-13 gangbangers, Tren de Aragua gangsters, and millions of their children that overwhelmed our schools, hospitals and communities. I really screwed up worse than any other president in American history.”

“I am terribly sorry for causing the death of University of Georgia nursing student Laken Riley and hundreds of other women who have been raped, beaten and abused by the illegal criminals I invited into our country.  I cannot begin to make amends to her family and friends for my own stupidity, incompetence and callousness.”

“I am sorry for choosing a vice-presidential running mate because of her color and gender.  I should have chosen someone of merit, earned credentials and knowledge who would have done well on the world stage. I’m sorry that I allowed her to fail at being the “Border Czar”, because she did nothing to stop the invasion of our country.  Of course, I’m sorry that I directed her to fail.  Which, shows me to be an utter failure.  I failed my oath of office to the U.S. Constitution to protect the American people.”

“I am sorry that I appointed DHS Alejandro Mayorkas, a Cuban-born immigrant, to man the borders to protect our citizens. He proved a total and complete failure, liar and incompetent.  He destroyed his character and he destroyed the men and women of the U.S. Border Patrol.  I’m sorry that he and Kamala Harris told the American people that our borders were secure, when they were clearly not secure.”

“I am sorry that, as commander-in-chief of the American military, I caused the death of 13 military personnel by my sheer incompetence of pulling out of Afghanistan. I allowed General Milley to lose $90 billion in U.S. military hardware. I oversaw the worst boondoggle in American military history.  For their lives, their families, and our embarrassed military, I apologize from the bottom of my stone-cold heart.”

“I am sorry for my rampant stupidity in killing the Keystone Pipeline that would have provided oil energy to our country.  My actions will be judged by historians as completely “dumb, dumber and dumbest.”

“I am really sorry that I appointed a bunch of sycophants to my cabinet that were men who pretended to be women as they wore dresses, wigs and high heels. That HHS Rachel Levine, somewhat obese, unbalanced and out of “his” league failed to inspire anyone toward betterment. That other guy I appointed wore dresses and stole suitcases at airports…well, he was/is a piece of a work. I apologize.”

“I am sorry that as my Alzheimer’s progressed over the last four years, my entire cabinet and Kamala Harris, along with many liberal politicians and the mainstream media “covered” for me.  I must thank my “teleprompter” speech writer for covering up my fading mind.  I am sorry that they were dishonest, lacked integrity, and wanted to remain within the ring of power afforded them here at the White House.  It proves British Lord Acton’s quote, “Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts, absolutely.”

“I am sorry to every American family that got hammered with impossible housing costs, rents and food.  I am sorry that I caused horrible inflationary prices for homes. I am sorry that I drove food prices through the roof.  I must admit that I surrounded myself with people who didn’t know that they were doing because I didn’t know what I was doing.  I’m sorry.”

“I’m sorry that I did nothing for the 774,000 homeless Americans that slept on the streets while I supported millions of illegal aliens being paid to stay in hotels, with food, cell phones and medical care.  I really screwed up on that one.  I’m really sorry that I supported Sanctuary Cities where incompetent and corrupt governors and mayors supported those millions of illegals in violation of our laws.”

“I am SO sorry that I supported DNA men competing in women’s sports because it was beyond stupid and recklessly idiotic that I would support such an irrational and totally moronic policy.  I should have saved women from men stomping on them, hurting them, and betraying them.  I am sorry for allowing DNA men pretending to be women to walk into women’s bathrooms and showers. I am sorry for what I did to Title IX women’s rights.”

“I’m really sorry for supporting “woke” policies.  Just a really stupid way of thinking!  Woke doesn’t fit reality or the 21st century.  Every person in America earns his or her way into this society by personal accountability, personal responsibility, hard work, integrity and credentials.”

“I’m SO sorry for supporting “Diversity, Equity and Inclusivity” because it’s worse than “Affirmative Action.”  We all need to be responsible for equality of opportunity by our efforts.”

“I’m very sorry for causing a 70,000 shortfall in our military recruiting by my own stupidity of pushing Critical Race Theory, Woke policies, and other hair-brained ideas that don’t work.”

“I am sorry for the harm and deaths I caused for 270,000 Americans who died from drug overdoses from fentanyl, heroin, meth and other drugs that I gave full measure to be allowed into America. I apologize to all those parents who lost kids to drugs.”

“I am sorry for weakening America’s power in the world that led to the Ukraine invasion and the October 7, 2023 slaughter of over 1,000 innocent Israelis by Hamas terrorists.  I’m sorry for allowing Muslim terrorists to take over our colleges while waving Islamist Hamas flags along with Palestinian flags in our country.  I’m sorry for encouraging that Islamic terrorist to kill all those people in New Orleans.  I failed Americans.”

“I’m sorry that I allowed $81 billion annually, for the past four years, to be sent out of America by legal and illegal immigrants who send our money back to their countries while we pay for their medical, schooling, housing and food costs.”

“I’m sorry for calling more than half of this nation’s citizens, ‘Garbage’.  That was not unifying. It wasn’t fair. It was uncalled for.  My BAD.”

“I’m sorry for pardoning my career-criminal son Hunter Biden. I also must apologize for my part in using my Vice Presidential position to extort millions out of foreign countries to enrich my family members and son.  I’m sorry that I raised such a drug-crazed, dishonest, perverted and criminal son.  He really should have gone to prison.  As they say, like father…like son. He’s a chip off the old block.”

Finally, all Americans can only hope that such a dishonest man like Joe Biden never again inhabits the White House.  We must vote for leaders who stand for America, first, always first, and forever first.  We must vote for common sense, integrity, honesty and leadership.

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